Jersey Shore's Pauly D. Talks About His Ideal Woman

Say What? Pauly D's Lady Needs to Be "Drop-Dead Gorgeous"

June 3, 2010

“She’s gotta be, like, drop-dead gorgeous. She’s gotta stand out in a crowd. She’s gotta take care of herself like I do."

— Pauly D. told People what it takes to be his woman before deejaying at Las Vegas’s Palms Casino Resort the other night. GTL, ladies!

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17 Comments

AlyCarolina 2 years 50 weeks

I think genesisrocks said it just right... He is really ugly to me and if I was at a club and he came up to me I would laugh at his face and walk away... I mean come on!!

nyxmoxie 2 years 50 weeks

lol-yea, its amazing how ugly people can be so delusional sometimes

Ranaulz 2 years 50 weeks

I hope he's the one to !st drop dead .... like literally

Gawjuslayd 2 years 50 weeks

Oh Did I mention he has bat ears?!?!

Gawjuslayd 2 years 50 weeks

Ohh The Jersey creeps. It makes me hang my head low to know these whackos are representing the state I love! Poor guy... Maybe if he got his skunk-smelling nose, new wave Arsenio Hall fro, beady eyes, Eddie Munster eyebrows, tacty self into the fitting room and bought clothes that didn't cut off the circulation through his arms to his brain maybe he would be able to see that there is more than just looks. After all, a girl has to see past his, to be with him?!?!

reesiecup 2 years 50 weeks

what else did we expect from pauly d! lol

misskimberly 2 years 50 weeks

DDG = tanned, plastic surgery boobs, and most importantly...EASY

kimmieb124 2 years 50 weeks

He has no substance and he wants someone else with no substance. He's an ugly tool.

catita85 2 years 50 weeks

What´s funny about this is that he´s really, really ugly.

bryseana 2 years 50 weeks

It's more like arrogance than confidence.

Pistil 2 years 50 weeks

In truth his only criteria is 'low standards'.

RoaringSilence 2 years 50 weeks

It baffles me when people who are not generally considered attractive (like that guy) make statements like this. Did their mom tell them they're pretty too many times or something? Where do some people get their confidence from?

inlove23 2 years 50 weeks

Oh, what an ass.

starbucks 2 years 50 weeks

I know someone just like that! He thinks he's the hottest guy out there and always points out the hottest women and how he'd tap that...and then I see the girls he takes home...Ewww ;)