Jersey Shore Quotes

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• "I don't give a f*ck if you're fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years old, I'll dance with you."
• "Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners, I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight."
• "She'll clean the house . . . she'll bring people whatever they want, they don't make women like my mother anymore."

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