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August 4, 2011

Snooki's Verbal Versatility

Jersey Shore Quotes

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by POPSUGAR Sex & Culture 1

Snooki's Verbal Versatility

"If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with tampons."
"Oh my God. F*cking Christmas!"
"Pickles is my thing"
"Even though we're tiny b*tches, I don't give a sh*t . . . I will f*ckin' attack you like a squirrel monkey."

Photo courtesy of MTV

3 / 11

by POPSUGAR Sex & Culture 1

Snooki's Verbal Versatility

"If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with tampons."
"Oh my God. F*cking Christmas!"
"Pickles is my thing"
"Even though we're tiny b*tches, I don't give a sh*t . . . I will f*ckin' attack you like a squirrel monkey."

Photo courtesy of MTV

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onlysourcherry 1 year 41 weeks

God.... I just... love this show. Can't wait for the new season. Why MTV even bothers with any show that's not jersey shore or the teen mom franchise is beyond me.