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August 4, 2011

The Situation on Himself

Jersey Shore Quotes

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by POPSUGAR Sex & Culture 1

The Situation on Himself

"Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal."
"You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off."
"Some days I'm Uncle Situation, other days I'm Dr. Situation, I'm Chef Situation . . . Bang Your Girl Situation . . . I'm like a pretty deep dude."

Photo courtesy of MTV

2 / 11

by POPSUGAR Sex & Culture 1

The Situation on Himself

"Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal."
"You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off."
"Some days I'm Uncle Situation, other days I'm Dr. Situation, I'm Chef Situation . . . Bang Your Girl Situation . . . I'm like a pretty deep dude."

Photo courtesy of MTV

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onlysourcherry 1 year 41 weeks

God.... I just... love this show. Can't wait for the new season. Why MTV even bothers with any show that's not jersey shore or the teen mom franchise is beyond me.