The Japanese Have A Lot Of Time On Their Hands

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"Idle hands are the devil's workshop"--and by "devil's workshop" I mean "Japanese television." How else to explain a competition to look and act like Bruce freakin' Willis?!

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Flashback: Remember Pee Wee?
Flashback: Remember Pee Wee?