“It is not by chance that you were born Jewish. Your grandmother and her grandmother did not dream that one of their descendants would one day remove the family’s future generations from the Jewish people. Assimilation has forever been one of the enemies of the Jewish people . . . Come to your senses, look forward and back too — and not only the present. Don’t marry Leonardo DiCaprio, don’t harm the future generations.”
The words "Don’t marry Leonardo DiCaprio, don’t harm the future generations" are so wonderfully absurd that just reading them makes me happy I got out of bed today. Is there even a word for a male shiksa?