I Need This Guy April 18, 2007 by GiggleSugar 3 Save 0 Favorite 0 I have insomnia, and sometimes Sleepy Time tea and Quaaludes just don't do the trick. It would be nice to have this fella here come over and put me to sleep in the gentle and weird way he does to this chicken. This is an odd post, isn't it? HumorVideo HumorChicken Tell your friends Link Love How to hook up at your office holiday party YourTangoThe Sagittarius love compatibility guide — The FriskyThis photobooth proposal is perfectly adorable — HowAboutWeWhy men raised on porn have lost sexual skills — HuffPost WomenHow do you fight with your boyfriend? — CosmopolitanHow furniture may be ending a promising relationship — xoJane10 reasons why puppies are a girl's best friend — HelloGigglesHow to deal with a guy having issues in the bedroom — CollegeCandy 3 Comments Sign in to leave a comment Sign in with your account Don't have an account? Create one now! colormesticky 6 years Aaaahahahaha, that's awesome! My chickens were too scary and angry to let me do that as a kid. Damn things bite hard. Fancy04 6 years :D I agree XDeeDeeX. XDeexDeeX 6 years I think it was just in shock that it was being rocked around that it decided to play dead. lol You Might Also Like Sex Sep 17, 2010 Love and Loss: Virginity Poll Results Bikini Jan 08, 2010 Ashley Credits Twilight For Beach Bod, Bradley Skinny-Dips, & Teri's Striptease Sex Jan 22, 2007 Sperm Facts Every Woman Should Know News Apr 12, 2009 Should We Scrap Marriage Altogether?