I Agree — He Does Have a Great Ass

I don't know football from ping pong, but men with great asses, well, I try to keep up on that news. So when I heard that Missouri Tiger quarterback Chase Daniel ass-essed Texas Longhorn quarterback Colt McCoy's bum and deemed it a fine one, I was all over it. (Granted, it was a "Freudian slip," but you know what they say about that!)