Huh?

Huh?

December 1, 2008

by GiggleSugar 14

It's been a while since I've read French, but I think even with a translator this would make no sense. And anyway, I prefer the mystery of being able to go, "WTF?!" From what I can put together, this thing allows you to tan everywhere, including where the sun don't shine! It also frees up your hands (which would have been doing what exactly?). Color me confused.

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14 Comments

2 years 48 weeks

i think it stops your farts from making a sound

jennjennnbubba 4 years 24 weeks

multiple flavors :?

jennjennnbubba 4 years 24 weeks

multiple flavors :?

pink-elephant 4 years 24 weeks

what happens when you take it out? will you still have pale circles in your @$$crack??

lynbird 4 years 24 weeks

No way! That's great in a weird, off-the-wall, European way.

sweetpeabrina 4 years 24 weeks

I was thinking the same thing, Nyckie. Plus - what if you fell asleep... and got sunburned there... and it rubbed together all day long. Eek!

yadiet 4 years 24 weeks

:rotfl:

yadiet 4 years 24 weeks

:rotfl:

NyckieRocks 4 years 24 weeks

Who needs their crack tanned, anyway? I mean, do they have someone looking at it going, "Daaannng! Your crack is WHITE!" lol 'Cuz if someone was THAT close to MY crack, I'd hope they weren't worried about how TAN it is! LOL!

Lilie 4 years 24 weeks

Don't talk to me about it :p

Lilie 4 years 24 weeks

Don't talk to me about it :p

turtlefreak 4 years 24 weeks

There are some places that are not supposed to be tan!!

Lilie 4 years 24 weeks

It's a joke, and not a very tasteful one ;)"Tan everywhere with GOLDENCRACK""The ass-opener that lets you tan in the crack hands-free""Exists in multiple flavors""Don't use for a while without conjugal consent"

Lilie 4 years 24 weeks

It's a joke, and not a very tasteful one ;) "Tan everywhere with GOLDENCRACK" "The ass-opener that lets you tan in the crack hands-free" "Exists in multiple flavors" "Don't use for a while without conjugal consent"