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How Not To Excuse Your Kid From School


Parental Excuse Letters Gone Wrong...They make me think these parents should take the child's place in class for a day- to learn a thing or two:



  • "My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
  • "Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
  • "Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
  • "Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
  • "Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."
  • "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
  • "John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
  • "Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."
  • "Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."
  • "My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."
  • "Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."
  • "Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps."
  • "Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover."
  • "Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor."
  • "Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."
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