A Horse Is A Horse, Of Course, Of Course...

Unless that horse is Patches, a horse that has mistaken himself for a human. From cruising in the car to passing 'round the beer during a night on the couch, Patches is way above mere horseplay. He says neigh to hay, cuz the drive-thru is more his style. (Bonus: he answers the phone.) Hey Wilbur: Mister Ed better step up--Patches is on his tail!