The best humorists couldn't come up with this stuff: Fillerup-Standing. Kumon-Topomi. And, my personal fave, Moore-Bacon. Each of these couples might make a perfect match, but the combination of their last names is something else. It's a joke, and in most of these cases — ahem, Rump-Orefice — it's a downright dirty joke. Hee, hee, hee. Click here to view more hilarious wedding announcements.