Hector, the Sea Otter, for Prez

Political tensions are running high these days and everyone's playing the finger pointing game, but — can't we all just chill on the presidential front? Enter Hector. He's the new, nonpartisan candidate to enter the race. He's easy on the eyes and instead of engaging in pointless yackity yack with other politicians, Hector makes really cool squishy sounds with his cheeks. Need I say more?