Now here's a wedding to remember. (That headline doesn't do it justice.) Eff those perfect weddings by Hallmark where everyone gets along and the bride and groom recite vows to one another that don't leave a dry eye in the house. I wanna go to a Jerry Springer-style wedding like this one recently in Scotland, where the bride headbutts a woman who disses her dress and the groom jumps in on the ensuing brawl — landing them both in jail. Click here to read about the most romantic wedding ever.