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Exposed Buttocks Lands Woman in Court a Second Time

Low-hanging pants + lack of underwear = grody to the max. Even though this was Elli Skiff's second time being in trouble for having on pants that "were down to the point where people could see her privates,” as prosecutor Stephen Kasmar so vividly put it, she nevertheless was still flashing "pubic hair and buttocks." Why does the word "buttocks" make me giggle so? Click here to read more about what womankind has come to.

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