If there is such a thing as Mr. Right, you've met him and he really is perfect for you. You guys get along great, he makes you smile, and you both have similar life goals. In fact, you two have become very close in a short period of time. You feel very comfortable with him, which should make some of his grosser habits less bothersome, but even you think it’s too soon for all of the glamour to disappear. Would it be worse if he . . .
This: Had absolutely no problem passing gas wherever and whenever? Okay, it’s only at his place, but still, some things are best left unshared unless it’s an absolute emergency.
Or . . .
That: Can’t seem to stop scratching and groping at his nether regions, with public places as no exception? You’ve offered to buy him some new underwear, but he just doesn’t seem to get it; your friends have even noticed!