When Gwyneth Paltrow announced her split from Chris Martin on her blog, she described their separation as only she could: a "consciously uncoupling." If you, too, are wondering how the queen of Goop would embellish your relationship status with a term equally as . . . Gwyneth, then take our quiz now.

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Where can you be found on a Saturday night?

At game night with your friends

At a bar drinking

In some cutie's bed

On a dinner date

It depends

On the couch watching Netflix

What's your favorite holiday?

New Year's Eve

Halloween

Birthday

St. Patrick's Day

Christmas

Valentine's Day

Pick a pair of sunglasses.

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How do you usually meet love interests?

Online dating

Unexpected places

Bars

Facebook

Friends set me up

Craigslist casual encounters

Pick a book.

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How often do you have sex?

Not very often

Pretty frequently

Never

Sporadically

A LOT

On a regular basis

Which celebrity couple do you relate to?

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Which of these is most important to you in a relationship?

Passion and breaking the rules

A sense of comfortable affection

Having our own lives

Making each other laugh

Having the same expectations

Uncomplicated sexual chemistry

Who's your favorite comedian?

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What's your dating deal-breaker?

Being clingy

A low sex drive

Not being as into me as I'm into them

Not being willing to commit

Apathy

Cheating

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