When Gwyneth Paltrow announced her split from Chris Martin on her blog, she described their separation as only she could: a "consciously uncoupling." If you, too, are wondering how the queen of Goop would embellish your relationship status with a term equally as . . . Gwyneth, then take our quiz now.

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Where can you be found on a Saturday night?

At game night with your friends
At a bar drinking
In some cutie's bed
On a dinner date
It depends
On the couch watching Netflix

What's your favorite holiday?

New Year's Eve
Halloween
Birthday
St. Patrick's Day
Christmas
Valentine's Day

Pick a pair of sunglasses.

How do you usually meet love interests?

Online dating
Unexpected places
Bars
Facebook
Friends set me up
Craigslist casual encounters

Pick a book.

How often do you have sex?

Not very often
Pretty frequently
Never
Sporadically
A LOT
On a regular basis

Which celebrity couple do you relate to?

Which of these is most important to you in a relationship?

Passion and breaking the rules
A sense of comfortable affection
Having our own lives
Making each other laugh
Having the same expectations
Uncomplicated sexual chemistry

Who's your favorite comedian?

What's your dating deal-breaker?

Being clingy
A low sex drive
Not being as into me as I'm into them
Not being willing to commit
Apathy
Cheating