Would you rather read Running With Scissors or My Youth: a Memoir? How about Why Do Men Have Nipples or Dumb Questions We'll Answer For You? (OK, maybe that last one doesn't count — I'd totally read Dumb Questions We'll Answer For You.) What I'm trying to get at is that the art of the crazy title that will get your attention is a tried and true marketing ploy. This leads to some pretty nutty titles. Can you guess what the following books are really called?