Streaking your high school graduation in an oversized penis costume? Funny. Streaking a high school graduation when you're not graduating and have no business being there in the first place in a penis costume? Creepy. Calvin Morette, age 19, crashed this year's Saratoga Springs High School graduation dressed in his Sunday best — an inflatable six-foot penis costume — even though he already graduated last year. To make matters worse, Calvin had silly string. Lots and lots of silly string. I'd say someone's darn ballsy — and in need of a girlfriend, maybe? To read more on the story, click here.