*Enter At Your Own Risk*
Girl 1: I've never been with a hairy guy and would like to keep it that way. It totally freaks me out.
Girl 2: Me neither, come to think of it. I always imagine that they're really beefy, too.
Girl 1: I don't think there are many out there.
Girl 2: It doesn't have to be gross, but when it starts crawling all over their bodies in a rug formation...Ewwww. Like how could you kiss the guy without getting a mouth full of hairs? You'd have to cough up a hairball afterwards like a cat.
(Based on actual overheard conversation.)