If you ain't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Instead, pelt that insult in the direction of a deserving target using the fiercest bean bags in town. Mean Bags are delightfully colorful (in more ways than one) and "sewn deliberately with hostility and mean-spiritedness in mind." Give that special someone the gift of passive-aggressive animosity this Christmas season,
give hurl a mean bag.