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GiggleSugar Reader Spotlight: Loren Ashley

This beautiful woman may look familiar. Is it LorenAshley? Nope. It's the person LorenAshley says she's going to look like after all the plastic surgery. Haha. We like Loren at GiggleSugar cuz she's got that edge that rounds out all the cuteness and fluffitude. (There are so many fuzzy bunnies one can look at--am I right?) Without further ado, we'd like to introduce Gabrielle Union Loren Ashley!

GS: What's your motto?
LA: Easy Peezy pumkin peezy pumpkin pie, muthafucka!!!

GS: Where are you from?
LA: Chicago, Illinois.

GS: What do you do?
LA: You mean other than prank calling priests using my "9 year old boy voice?" I am a student studying marketing.

GS: Describe your sense of humor.
LA: Just a plain old goofy girl.

GS: What's your favorite GiggleSugar post?
LA: Cookin' Meth with Rena Ray! I can't stand Rachael but her "sis" and I could be best friends. I love that Rena, a drug dealer, looks more put together than Rachael--she always looks rattled and thrown away.

GS: Who are the cutest comedians?
LA: Sandra Berhardt--if you like the "I just got hit with a hot skillet look" like i do, and Bruce Vilanch. (GS: I love Sandra and her tough look!) What can I say? I like 'em gross.

GS: Who are your favorite comedians?
LA: You gotta love Sara Silverman. She's a riot. I love that she doesn't hold anything back. She's got enormous balls. Jeff Ross--if you don't know who this man is PLEASE look him up! he's fearless! Love that man!

GS: What's your favorite comedy?
LA: The movie Grandma's Boy!!!! If you haven't seen this movie..PLEASE DO! It's outstanding. I am shocked that more people haven't seen it.

GS: If your life were a movie, what would it be?
LA: If you like seeing Jehovah's Witnesses get doors slammed in their face then you'll LOVE my show!

GS: Do you look like someone famous?
LA: Once I get all my plastic surgery done I will look JUST LIKE Gabrielle Union!







(Gabrielle Union--Loren's ideal, Jeffrey Ross, Sarah Silverman, Bruce Vilanch, Sandra Bernhardt)



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