Hey, ladies, did you think that saggy boobs were the only thing you needed to worry about? How naive can you be? There's a saggy behind, too! But have no fear, the Biniki Butt Bra—or as I like to think of it, the ass-sling—will come to your rescue. If you give this as a gift, you might need a sling for your jaw, too! (Hey, at least they have a "Maniki" for the saggy-assed old man, too.) Thanks for discarding this our way, Fit!