"So I'm drunk at the dinner table at Mother and Dad's house in Maine. And my brothers and sister are there, Laura's there. And I'm sitting next to a beautiful woman, friend of Mother and Dad's . . . And I said to her out loud, 'What is sex like after 50?'"
—George Bush is pimping his new memoir Decision Points by recounting some bad decisions he made before he quit drinking at age 40. It's all in an interview with Matt Lauer, which will air next Monday night. It only took, what, 36 hours to outdo the Kanye quote?