Valentine's Day Cards That Put the Funny in Sexy

Feb 5 2014 - 7:00am

Cupid is a-knockin', so you know what that means? Valentine's Day will be here before you know it! If you're paired up for the romantic holiday, it's time to start thinking about how you'll show your loved one you care. One of the simplest ways to get sentimental Feb. 14 is with a Valentine's Day card. We've scoured Etsy for the funniest love notes to give your honey, with everything from cute word plays to sexy innuendos. Check them out now!

Hugs and kisses! Shark attack [1] ($5)

Let's get it on because Marvin Gaye said so [2] ($4)

I want to kiss your face so hard [3] ($4)

Be mine (in bed) [4] ($4)

You're my stud muffin [5] ($4)

You're the only wiener for my bun [6] ($5)

Grumpy Cat-inspired valentine [7] ($5)

I knew I loved you when I farted and you didn't run away [8] ($4)

You are cordially invited to my no pants party [9] ($4)

To my significant otter [10] ($5)

Let's make babies. Or at least pretend to. Bow chica wow wow [11] ($4)

Debbie Downer Valentine's Day card [12] ($4)

Standoff at walnut caramel chew [13] ($4)

I love you with all my boobs . . . I'd say with all my heart, but my boobs are bigger [14] ($4)

Love you sh*t head [15] ($6)

Do you have a library card? 'Cause I've been checkin' you out! [16] ($4)

There's something I want to get off my chest [17] ($5)

I chews you [18] ($3)

I'd totally shave my legs for you [19] ($4)

I'd let you hakuna matatas [20] ($4)

I want to rub my face in your beard [21] ($4)

I like you and fries [22] ($5)

I hate everybody (but you) [23] ($4)

I want to fork the hell out of you! [24] ($5)

Ron Swanson: All the bacon and eggs in the world . . . have nothing on you [25] ($5)

You know . . . all that Valentine's Day crap [26] ($4)

Thanks for saving me from being a crazy cat lady. Now we're crazy cat people [27] ($4)

You make my chest burst [28] ($4)

Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite DILF [29] ($6)

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