17 Valentine's Day Cards That Put the Funny in Sexy

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Cupid is a-knockin', and you know what that means? Valentine's Day is here! Whether you have a significant other or want to shower your friends and family with love, there's no denying the thoughtfulness of a simple card with a heartfelt message. And if they enjoy a bit of humor, you can't go wrong with a funny Valentine's Day card filled with puns, dad jokes, clever wordplay, and steamy innuendos galore.

We rounded up the funniest Valentine's Day cards on Etsy so you can show them how much you love them — and make them laugh. From cards with Jonas Brothers lyrics to ones that reference your favorite TV shows, you'll want to swipe right on all these cards. After all, who doesn't love a good laugh? These cards are cheesy, adorable, and nothing but loving. Shop our top picks ahead.

Additional reporting by Macy Cate Williams and Tara Block

A Cultural Debate: Titanic Valentine's Day Card
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A Cultural Debate: Titanic Valentine's Day Card

If you and your loved one are constantly debating whether Jack had enough room on that door, then this Titanic Valentine's Day Card ($5) was made for you. It's a fun way to prove your love for your significant other.

For Ted Lasso Fans: Ted Lasso Valentine's Day Card
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For Ted Lasso Fans: Ted Lasso Valentine's Day Card

If you and your loved one watch Ted Lasso together, the Ted Lasso Valentine's Day Card ($7) is a must. It's perfect for the sweet biscuit in your life.

For Drake Fans: Drake Valentine's Card
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For Drake Fans: Drake Valentine's Card

Does your loved make countless playlists consisting only of Drake songs? Get them this Drake Valentine's Card ($6+). You can order it blank on the inside or have a personal message printed.

For a Heated Debate: Thermostat Valentine's Day Card
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For a Heated Debate: Thermostat Valentine's Day Card

If you and your significant other have heated discussions about the temperature of your home, the Thermostat Valentine's Day Card ($6) will let them know you love them regardless. Whether they love cranking up the heat or prefer that the room feel like Antarctica, this card is something they'll enjoy.

For Harry Styles Fans: Harry Styles Valentine's Day Card
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For Harry Styles Fans: Harry Styles Valentine's Day Card

Get the ultimate Harry Styles fan in your life this endearing Harry Styles Valentine's Day Card ($6). If your love is golden, this card is a must.

For New Girl Fans: Funny Schmidt Valentine's Day Card
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For New Girl Fans: Funny Schmidt Valentine's Day Card

If your loved one is constantly quoting New Girl, they'll adore this Funny Schmidt Valentine's Day Card ($5+, originally $6+). You can order it blank or customize it with a printed message.

For Marvel Fans: Korg Valentine's Day Card
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For Marvel Fans: Korg Valentine's Day Card

Get the Marvel fan in your life this adorable Korg and Miek Valentine's Day Card ($5+). It's something they'll cherish, especially if Thor: Ragnarok is one of their favorite movies. Let's be honest: Korg and Miek were the real stars of the movie.

For Ted Lasso Fans: Roy Kent Valentine's Card
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For Ted Lasso Fans: Roy Kent Valentine's Card

If Roy Kent is their favorite Ted Lasso character, this Roy Kent Valentine's Day Card ($5) is a must. After all, there's nothing more endearing than Roy calling you a prick.

For The Office Fans: Michael Scott Love Card
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For The Office Fans: Michael Scott Love Card

If The Office is your loved one's go-to show, this Michael Scott Love Card ($5) is something they'll get a laugh out of. In fact, they'll probably want to spend date night rewatching the show with you.

For Jonas Brothers Fans: Burnin' Up Love Card
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For Jonas Brothers Fans: Burnin' Up Love Card

The ultimate Jo Bros fan deserves this Burnin' Up Love Card ($6). It's perfect for your bestie, and you can even choose the envelope color.

For Succession Fans: Tom and Greg Valentine's Card
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For Succession Fans: Tom and Greg Valentine's Card

If you're watching Succession together, the Tom and Greg Valentine's Card ($5+) is something they'll appreciate. Get it for the Tom to your Greg.

An Honest Card: I Knew I Loved You When I Farted and You Didn't Run Away

An Honest Card: I Knew I Loved You When I Farted and You Didn't Run Away

You can't get more honest than the I Knew I Loved You When I Farted and You Didn't Run Away Card ($5). It's endearing and cute, and it takes the relationship to the next level.

For Those Who Swiped Right: Bumble Dating Valentine's Card
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For Those Who Swiped Right: Bumble Dating Valentine's Card

If you met on Bumble, you might want to swipe right on the Bumble Dating Valentine's Card ($4). It's a cute and punny way to embrace how you met!

Something Cheesy: Cheesy Valentine's Day Card
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Something Cheesy: Cheesy Valentine's Day Card

You can't get more cheesier than this Cheesy Valentine's Day Card ($5). It's got plenty of cheese-related puns that will make them laugh out loud.

For Your First Valentine's Day: Funny First Valentine's Day Card
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For Your First Valentine's Day: Funny First Valentine's Day Card

If you're celebrating your first Valentine's Day, break the ice with the Funny First Valentine's Day Card ($5). It's hilarious and awkward — the best combination.

A Cute Card: You're a Hot-Tea Valentine's Card
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A Cute Card: You're a Hot-Tea Valentine's Card

Tea enthusiasts will love this punny, adorable You're a Hot-Tea Valentine's Card ($5). They'll cherish it like a hot cup of tea.

For the Gamer: Gamer Valentine's Day Card
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For the Gamer: Gamer Valentine's Day Card

Be their partner-in-crime with this Gamer Valentine's Day Card ($4). It's perfect if they love to game (almost) as much as they love you.