It's that time again! No, not tool time, but time for the best tweets of the week! The ladies were full of witty musings and one-liners on a smattering of topics ranging from a love of hot dogs to Fall romance novels. Plus, when you wake up next to a gay man. Give yourself a good end-of-the-week pick-me-up with the funniest tweets for and about women. Enjoy, and don't forget to follow POPSUGARLove on Twitter!

Signs you've gone full cat-lady status.

Though the trees lost their leaves, they'd never lose their love.

It doubles as an aphrodisiac.

Click on for more!

Hey, win-win.

What if my body already does that?

I need this.

No.

Caution: my cuddles may cause heart palpitations.

It's too much to ask. Real people can't love like that.

Now that's a show I'd watch.