Funny or Die Instructional Video on How to Land a Cougar

Cougars: The Manual

September 3, 2008

by GiggleSugar 8

Ugh, along with the acronym MILF, is there a worse word than "cougar" to describe an older (read: older than 30) woman who remains a sexual being? (I know, I know, cougar describes a woman on the prowl for younger dudes.) In spite of all that, I still think this video is hilarious. I love how, after they define cougar ("an older single woman who frequents clubs and bars looking for innocent young men she can have passionate hate sex with") that guy goes, "Yeah!" Passionate hate sex? Bring it!

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8 Comments

3 years 50 weeks

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3 years 50 weeks

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shawnee25 4 years 37 weeks

That's great!! Of course they had to include "Silas" from Weeds and the vagina was hilarious too!!

Francoisehardly 4 years 37 weeks

I hate the word cougar. I wouldn't appreciate being called that if I were older. Well, I wouldn't be looking for younger men anyway, but I'm pretty sure I've seen some actresses being called cougars just because they're older, not even because they're actually with someone younger.

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j2e1n9 4 years 37 weeks

That was awesome. I have no idea what "passionate hate sex" is but its still funny.

retrokitty 4 years 37 weeks

hahahahahahahaha it's the kid from Weeds.

chippyshero2066 4 years 37 weeks

The video is funny, but I hate the Cougar & MILF terminology.

Lovely_1 4 years 37 weeks

that picture of the vagina was way too funny! pop it's out there!