Front Page: Sarah Palin Thinks Letterman Is Pathetic
- Sarah Palin calls David Letterman pathetic, after he said she sports a "slutty flight attendant look." — Politico
- China and Russia have agreed to back the US on a UN resolution that would punish North Korea for its nuclear-bomb test. — Bloomberg
- Light security most likely contributed to a hotel suicide bomb that killed 15 and injured 70 in Pakistan yesterday. — Voice of America
- Hezbollah's loss in Lebanon's election is hopefully a win for the peace process. — Salon
- The "pregnant man" has given birth again. — People
- Stephen Colbert debated the military's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy in front of active soldiers on his show last night. — Colbert Nation


