"I see some of them looking for returns of 20 or 25 percent, at a time when fellatio is almost nonexistent."
Fellatio/inflation? They're both exaggerated! Rachida Dati, a French representative in European Parliament and former love interest of President Nicolas Sarkozy, confused oral sex with inflation on France's national radio. She was speaking in French at the time, but the word for oral sex "fellation" sounds an awful lot like "inflation." C'est la vie!