On my high school quiz team, I was the go-to gal for answers to any and all questions about former Miss Americas. Would that I were making that up for dramatic effect, but alas, it's true. That's why when I found this new quiz from the Radar masterminds — telling the difference between aspiring first ladies and beauty pageant contestants — I mean the Barack vs. Jesus quiz was not a fair fight, but this one! This is my event!
Or, uh, not. The proof of my utterly embarrassing performance. But in my defense! Anyone would put Adlai Stevenson's wife with a book about an Egghead. Come on! Take it for yourself and see if you can steal my tiara and/or tasteful pearls.