by GiggleSugar 2

The holidays could be great...that is, if Mommie dearest could contain her scathing remarks, and if old Aunt Margot could keep her hugs to herself, and if your loser brother John could just remember to take his happy pills as prescribed. Well, fret no more, my friends! The Family Survival Kit is here to help you reclaim your long lost holiday spirit. It comes equipped with everything from "criticism cancelling headphones" to "Dr. Phil in a can." Who knew that the family dinner table could be this dysFUNctional? Get yours today!