Fall 2010 Menswear Fashion Week Fails

I stuck with Project Runway for at least two of Heidi's pregnancies, so I know enough about fashion to criticize it but not enough to thread a spool. I know avant-garde fashion is hyperbolic and theatrical; it's meant to inspire. Yet I hope — and am overly confident — these 20 looks from Berlin and Milan Fashion Week will stay off the streets, inspiring nothing but a safe and swift return to jeans and sweaters.