Failure is the new success, at least on the Internet. Even if you don't watch this whole thing all the way through, definitely watch until you get to my favorite part. That would be when the woman kicks her would-be mugger's ass on the elevator. I love that surveillance video footage! Owned, indeed. (For more fail-related posts, click here.)
Here's the unedited original with some grody animal acts I figured I'd spare you.