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Fabio Fever: Catch It!

The Mystery Science 3000 guys remind us that we are all Fabio! Everyone wants to be Fabio! Men respect him! Women want him! Not a single soul doesn't love Fabio! Even that lesbian folksinger Janice Ian loves Fabio! Big buttery slabs of Fabio! Why am I using so many exclamation points? Because it's Fabio!

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