This image is the stuff of nightmares. And the part that must really suck for poor Juliet up there? She didn't even win the Stroehmann Sandwich Slamm, a corned beef and rye sandwich eating contest held today, one day before St. Patrick's Day in New York City. The winner was Pat Bertoletti (seen below with a faux hawk and on the verge of upchucking expression). He consumed almost 17 sandwiches in 10 minutes to win the contest at Gallagher's Steakhouse. Barftastic.