"Eva Mendes sex tape" was a top Google search term before it existed. If the Internet asks, it shall receive . . . sort of. To please her fans, the actress teamed up with Funny or Die to finally release a sex tape — as in duct tape you can use for many sexual sounding household tasks. Just like any old-fashion celebrity sex tape, Eva's product can be used on a boat, in Mexico, or covered in champagne. This might be a joke, but it's also not a bad way to take advantage of search traffic. Online stores should consider changing the name of duct tape.