Eligible Bachelor Du Jour Is...Turtle Boy

You might be surprised to learn that this hero in a half shell is not the Star Wars Kid. Yes, they share a special knack for fighting imaginary foe, but the key difference is that "turtle boy" shamelessly busts this crap out in broad daylight. I think he's kinda teenage mutant ninja sexy, so you'll have to paint yourselves green and fight me for this one ladies!! (Thanks, Web Junk TV!)

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