With Republicans set to win the majority of elections today, conservative sex should be anything but timid tonight. A new study found that, according to Google Trends, porn use went up in red states after George W. Bush was elected and in blue states after Barack Obama won.
Researchers believe testosterone rises after a male wins a fight or challenge and increases his sex drive. The study did not look specifically at women, assuming the majority of porn searchers are men. But porn is only one way to satisfy a sex craving, which makes tonight good for coupled winners. Maybe "voting leads to sex" should be 2012's Rock the Vote angle?