ESL Student Bloopers


English can be a hard language to learn, resulting in side-splittingly funny ESL student bloopers. There's nothing like having foreigners laughing as you try earnestly to speak their language. So without further ado...laugh away! (Thanks for sending this, brokenhalo!)

  • You look sad today. Do you want to expose yourself to me?
  • We were lovers, but now she is my biggest enema!
  • Do you like this food? I made it from scratching!
  • I never liked mushrooms, but now they are starting to grow in me.
  • Put the cabbages in salt water. Then sit in the sink until the morning.
  • Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.
  • Me and my brother share a small womb in the basement.
  • We live on the sex floor. Our apartment is small but we have a nice view.
  • My leg has been breaking for three weeks.
  • It is dangerous to smoke while you are becoming pregnant.
  • The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.
  • He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.
  • Do you like your coffee cremated?
  • Should I have a coma in the middle of this sentence?
  • The entire country has been devastated by a long trout.

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