Dressed To OMG, LOL, WTF?!

Tell me, what isn't wrong with this look?

• Blue eye shadow- check.
• Frizzy hair tied up using old Mardi Gras beads- check.
• Hot pink bra, as seen through a blouse on the verge of busting a few buttons- check.
• Muffin top- check.
• Underwear doubling as outerwear- check.
• Three-inch high platform boots coupled with scary, goth legwarmers- check.
• Delusions of grandeur- check.

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