Meet Crazy Dog Lady. Her Chihuahua Pieboy rules the roost. His precious paws have never touched the pavement, he has more clothes than I do, and
his human companion the nutcase who takes care of him not only pre-chews his McDonald's burgers for him cuz, you know — he's too delicate for that being a dog and all—but she also pre-chews Pieboy's dog biscuits. Congrats, lady. Dr. Phil seems sane for a change.