Domino's Scientists Test Limits of What Humans Will Eat

This satirical news story is probably closer to the truth than we'd like to think. Turns out that Domino's Pizza is really just one grand experiment to test the limits of what humans will eat. The findings? Short of garbage on a cardboard crust (and probably that, too!) — anything. They'll eat just anything. I must admit it. I, too, am a "cheese and sauce consuming beast." (Hangs head in shame.)