Do Tell: If You Came With Instructions

March 17, 2007

I've always wished that each person came with an instruction manual, like DearSugar for Dummies or Boyfriend #12 for Dummies. You know what I mean.

Let's pretend for today that each of us does indeed come with a set of instructions. Do tell, what are the first 3 directions listed in your table of contents?

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girlwonder76 6 years 9 weeks

1- feed me 2- i need my sleep 3- love me

girlwonder76 6 years 9 weeks

1- feed me2- i need my sleep3- love me

a gentle rain 6 years 9 weeks

hey everyone! im always on this site so i thought id finally join. first post! so if i came with instructions... 1. when i do something stupid, i pretend it never happened. you should too. 2. i wear what i want to wear. k? 3. i love nothing more in this world than my two best friends. if u dont like them, you'll never hang with me.

a gentle rain 6 years 9 weeks

rkdub 6 years 9 weeks

1) Do NOT attempt to control... I'm a redhead... enough said. 2) Do not be possessive or insecure (I will leave you... I can't stand that) 3) Be openminded and willing to try or do anything

rkdub 6 years 9 weeks

1) Do NOT attempt to control... I'm a redhead... enough said.2) Do not be possessive or insecure (I will leave you... I can't stand that)3) Be openminded and willing to try or do anything

slappymcgee 6 years 9 weeks

warning: likes things put away and neat. borderline obsessive compulsive!

designergirl 6 years 9 weeks

1. Don't ever talk to me in the morning- esp. before breakfast. Don't even let me see you. Hell really is other people at breakfast. 2. Stand up to me- I will respect you more. And be warned, I fight very, very dirty, if I start crying during an argument, it's usually just to make you feel badly. 3. I need you to be easygoing; I'm a super intense control freak and I will need you to calm me down.

designergirl 6 years 9 weeks

1. Don't ever talk to me in the morning- esp. before breakfast. Don't even let me see you. Hell really is other people at breakfast.2. Stand up to me- I will respect you more. And be warned, I fight very, very dirty, if I start crying during an argument, it's usually just to make you feel badly.3. I need you to be easygoing; I'm a super intense control freak and I will need you to calm me down.

stellbell 6 years 9 weeks

1. don't judge me 2. be there for me- through good times and bad 3. you sometimes have to be the one to call me first

stellbell 6 years 9 weeks

1. don't judge me2. be there for me- through good times and bad3. you sometimes have to be the one to call me first

nicachica 6 years 9 weeks

btw, my boyfriend already does #2 & 3 but i'm still working on #1! sigh...i'm slowly resigning myself to the fact that this will probably never happen...

nicachica 6 years 9 weeks

1. I am ALWAYS right. Say yes to whatever i want and you will be happy. 2. Look at me like i'm the only girl in the world for you and i'll be yours forever. 3. Respect and love my family because they are a part of me.

nicachica 6 years 9 weeks

1. I am ALWAYS right. Say yes to whatever i want and you will be happy.2. Look at me like i'm the only girl in the world for you and i'll be yours forever.3. Respect and love my family because they are a part of me.

Bonne 6 years 9 weeks

1.) Feed me and I'll be yours forever 2.) If I'm sick, don't look at me, don't talk to me, don't touch me. Just ignore me. 3.) Feed me again.

Bonne 6 years 9 weeks

1.) Feed me and I'll be yours forever2.) If I'm sick, don't look at me, don't talk to me, don't touch me. Just ignore me.3.) Feed me again.

aras8218 6 years 9 weeks

1)Handle with care 2)Give stimulation frequently 3)Then leave the hell alone!

aras8218 6 years 9 weeks

1)Handle with care2)Give stimulation frequently3)Then leave the hell alone!

Thehills101 6 years 9 weeks

1) be sensitive, she gets hurt easily 2) give lots of hugs 3) Don't ask if "you're sure" after she's already said she's fine ♥јεήή♥

Thehills101 6 years 9 weeks

1) be sensitive, she gets hurt easily2) give lots of hugs3) Don't ask if "you're sure" after she's already said she's fine♥јεήή♥

Marci 6 years 9 weeks

1. Be a loyal and true friend. No backstabbing accepted. 2. Laugh and be silly with me. It's fun! 3. Chocolate required on a daily basis.

Marci 6 years 9 weeks

1. Be a loyal and true friend. No backstabbing accepted.2. Laugh and be silly with me. It's fun!3. Chocolate required on a daily basis.

sriseden 6 years 9 weeks

1. Never wake me up - even if its 5pm, the kids are all hungry, and I'm late for work. 2. Pick up after yourself. 3. Arguing is a sport which I engage in readily and frequently, you don't have to play, but don't attempt to prevent me from playing.

sriseden 6 years 9 weeks

1. Never wake me up - even if its 5pm, the kids are all hungry, and I'm late for work.2. Pick up after yourself.3. Arguing is a sport which I engage in readily and frequently, you don't have to play, but don't attempt to prevent me from playing.

colormesticky 6 years 9 weeks

1. Be nice to my car. Don't drive crazy, and don't use it as a garbage can. 2. Don't clutter every available surface in the house with your stuff. 3. Don't push my buttons. I'll leave.

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