Do Tell: What's the Most Inappropriate Thing Someone Has Told You?

March 20, 2009

We're all pretty much in agreement that our generation has become oversharing obsessed, and while most people simply talk about their relationships, their weekend plans, or their boredom at work, others don't know where to draw the line. So whether it's through an online network or a face-to-face conversation, tell me, what is the most inappropriate thing someone has ever told you?

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oni1 4 years 3 weeks

i'm pretty tolerant but i hated it when a coworker would tell me if she peed in her pants a little after laughing, coughing or sneezing. even if i wasn't there for the event it seemed she felt compelled to inform me. i told her to see a doctor but she didn't want to.

simoneymonie 4 years 5 weeks

My roommate constantly has the need to share too much. I really don't enjoy hearing you complain about how you haven't gotten your period yet or how bloated you are, k thanks.

lexibaby 4 years 8 weeks

my coworkers feel the need to tell me about their sex lives, don't need that info... they also make inappropriate sexual comments on a regular basis... ugh.

pink-elephant 4 years 8 weeks

oh my god! It's almost everyday where I work! One woman decided she was going to tell me all about her recent hysterectomy and all the symptoms and if that wasn't enough she proceeded to pull her pants down and show me the scar!!! Still trying to get that image out of my brain. And just recently while I was in bio lab, I ask my lab partner for a quarter to buy gloves, and he tells me to reach in his pockets and get it out myself, then he adds, " I have deep pockets, you might have to feel around in there!" yea, being in lab with him is awkward.

pink-elephant 4 years 8 weeks

POPSUGAR Food 4 years 8 weeks

Just walking down the street yesterday I got called something that was so explicit it would be hard to repeat here...let's just say it involved the words "yellow," "tight," and a few words that can't be included in this comment. Ignore. What's the point of saying something back?!

tarynitup 4 years 8 weeks

My former co-worker told me how she cheated on her boyfriend in the car one night. her boyfriend called and said he was on his way over and she slept with him too when he got there. SHE MADE A POINT TO TELL ME THAT SHE DIDN'T SHOWER OR WASH HER ASS IN ANY WAY BEFORE SHE HAD SEX WITH THE BOYFRIEND. She told me this at work and we were not close friends!!! EWWWW!!!!!

tlsgirl 4 years 8 weeks

These two women were talking about their babies bowel issues in the lunchroom one time while I was trying to eat. Ew. Not all of them obviously, but new parents can be the worst oversharers.

Melo D 4 years 8 weeks

Whoa! CozmoMeg... your friend definitely has some feelings girl. You might want to talk about that with him. Lol. Well, I have a boat load of guy friends from college and well lets just say, I've heard stories I shouldn't have. Of course they are all about sex and parts and things. The most inappropriate yet funny thing was about a girl whose lady parts were no longer tight. I know. I know. It shouldn't be funny but coming from him (not that it was his girl b/c clearly...) and who she was in relation to me... well... that's all I'll say. Then that's when I proceeded to cross the line and we both stopped like... um, well we just jumped over that line. LOL. Hilarious. Awww I'm about to call my brother!!!! (So glad those years are over)

sparklestar 4 years 8 weeks

My ex boyfriend told me and my group of friends about his sexual exploits. Well, he still continues to do so. The worst time was when he was cheating on the two girls who thought he was dating them seriously... he invited another ex up and "turned her into a coffee table" using a sheet of glass and then had sex with her in the bed one of the girlfriends slept in that night.Yes, he makes me sick and I do tell him as such.

sparklestar 4 years 8 weeks

penguins268 4 years 8 weeks

When I was a sophomore in HS, these two girls were sitting next to me talking about their sex lives REALLY LOUD and we were in the library. We were 15! URGH wayy tmi.

Marci 4 years 8 weeks

I can live without the explicit details of sexual encounters - and the bathroom discussions people seem to feel a need to share.

lolak 4 years 8 weeks

My co-worker was so exited when she lost her virginity at 25 that she went into full detail about how she had licked the guys thing!!!!! and how he had touched her privates! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and my other friend who I love LIKE A BROTHER told me out of no where that he was circumsized! Oh, TMI. Then my cousin likes to tell me waht she and her BFs do in bed and how big or small they have been :( makes me sad, I don't understand why people like to talk to me about their privates.

LilLucyT21 4 years 8 weeks

My friend used to tell us about her way of having sex without protection and how he would pull out just before, best thing was she would give us a demonstration so we could remember it forever

nikecold 4 years 8 weeks

A classmate once told me she'd like to do my brother. Well she told ME she thought he was hot, but she told my other friend she'd like to sleep with him. And after my friend pointed out that he's married with kids she just said "meh, I don't mind".That and one of my friends asking if it was normal to have a lot of discharge after taking the morning after pill. But then this same girl had sex on the bottom bunk while th guy's brother slept on the top bunk. And those were some noisy bunks let me tell you.

nikecold 4 years 8 weeks

A classmate once told me she'd like to do my brother. Well she told ME she thought he was hot, but she told my other friend she'd like to sleep with him. And after my friend pointed out that he's married with kids she just said "meh, I don't mind". That and one of my friends asking if it was normal to have a lot of discharge after taking the morning after pill. But then this same girl had sex on the bottom bunk while th guy's brother slept on the top bunk. And those were some noisy bunks let me tell you.

gibbylet 4 years 8 weeks

My mom is a swinger...and she seems to feel the need to tell me about the things they do, that my stepdad's bisexual, that they have threesomes - and that the RV we stayed in while visiting them had been used for a party recently and they'd been able to fit 4 couples in it....Bleh...

gibbylet 4 years 8 weeks

notinthemood 4 years 8 weeks

CozmoMeg... your "friend" wants you. I have a coworker who is constantly on the phone with her gyno and other fertility specialists. She never tells anything directly to me, but we sit right next to each other, so I'm always in the know. I usually don't mind overshare, but I feel like somebody is going to ask me to scrub in any minute now.

Autumns_Elegy 4 years 8 weeks

I once asked my ex how he was going and he proceeded to tell me about the girl he slept with the night before, in graphic detail. I REALLY didn't need to know.I also have a friend who likes to make inappropriate jokes about everything, and while some of them are funny, most of the times its just offensive. Like when he says he did our mums last night or that he spreads herpes about.

Autumns_Elegy 4 years 8 weeks

I once asked my ex how he was going and he proceeded to tell me about the girl he slept with the night before, in graphic detail. I REALLY didn't need to know. I also have a friend who likes to make inappropriate jokes about everything, and while some of them are funny, most of the times its just offensive. Like when he says he did our mums last night or that he spreads herpes about.

CozmoMeg86 4 years 8 weeks

My one friend likes to tell me all about his junk mostly when he's drunk. I know the nickname, the size, how his pants fit him...almost everything. Yikes! The worst was when we moved our friends into their new apartment and crashed on the floor that night. In the middle of the night he literally rolled across the room to where I was sleeping to wake me up to tell me that he his penis is (in his words) "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge! I'm talking I'll injure you it's so big!" Then he spent the next hour lamenting that he spent so much time wasting on his ex. I still mock him for that though. He will never live that night down.

neonbee 4 years 8 weeks

A friend of mine told me how she thinks one of my teachers wants to do me... and she said this in front of other teachers.

La Tua Cantante 4 years 8 weeks

Some of these stories are totally making me laugh, although I'm sure they weren't intended to! I can't believe some of the things people share with others. Spectra I can't believe your boss did that - that's so inappropriate!

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