Do Tell: What's the Best Nickname For the Male Anatomy?

November 2, 2007

We've heard all of your nicknames for your lady business, but now it's time to share your code names for your guy's business. Even though they might deny it, guys have nicknames just like we do. So ladies, do tell: What's your favorite nickname, or the funniest one you've heard, for a penis?

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ThisGirlHaley 1 year 28 weeks

my boyfriend calls his, his "pecker" gotta love it.

2 years 22 weeks

orange pop, lord melborn, or prince albert as a code for fat al

2 years 33 weeks

I call mine "The Truth" . . . why? Because you can't handle the truth.

2 years 45 weeks

How 'bout "beef" or "lad-steak?,"gals?

DiamondSkies 2 years 46 weeks

We don't have pet names for our body parts, but our code for sex is "Gilbert." (I'm not sure why anymore), but it works for when we're around people or our daughter.

2 years 46 weeks

Wild Bill Willy The Kid Private Johnson Krull The Warrior King (how to lose a guy in 10 days)

3 years 26 weeks

He calls it Donavon or Donny. I don't really get it.

3 years 38 weeks

he calls his Russel and I call it either thing or baby maker..lol it's so cute when he says it.

Abnormal girlie 3 years 39 weeks

He calls it Mr. Happy, I call it his package or junk or my play thing. If I am mad I call it a penis, because he hates that word. Have to be careful with that one though or he will use the "c" word on me and I hate that word.

3 years 43 weeks

I call it the Dread Pirate Roberts (Princess Bride).

Sandy70072 4 years 7 weeks

I call my husband's penis, DaDa sausage, and he loves it. he calls my vagina catwoman.

Sandy70072 4 years 7 weeks

I call my husband's penis, DaDa sausage, and he loves it. he calls my vagina catwoman.

labysus 5 years 27 weeks

a tail ... there is one loose in my bath tub right now! hi-ha!

Alisha_Stiletto 5 years 28 weeks

JunkorWeenis

Alisha_Stiletto 5 years 28 weeks

Junk or Weenis

yoyankbmars 5 years 28 weeks

i've been using the word man piece lately

kiwishe 5 years 28 weeks

Lil Guy.

kiwishe 5 years 28 weeks

Lil Guy.

clarient 5 years 28 weeks

'Trouser snake addendums' is from the Georgia Nicolson books, and that phrase refers to the balls! As in, the addendums to a man's trouser snake!! As in, the things that were removed from Angus!Anyway, I usually refer to it as his 'business', or occasionally his 'doodad'. If I'm feeling ridiculous it's his 'hot rod' or 'stick shift' or something equally silly.

clarient 5 years 28 weeks

'Trouser snake addendums' is from the Georgia Nicolson books, and that phrase refers to the balls! As in, the addendums to a man's trouser snake!! As in, the things that were removed from Angus! Anyway, I usually refer to it as his 'business', or occasionally his 'doodad'. If I'm feeling ridiculous it's his 'hot rod' or 'stick shift' or something equally silly.

tiffanysophia 5 years 28 weeks

fireman

tiffanysophia 5 years 28 weeks

fireman

Daisie 5 years 28 weeks

I do call it mine, sometimes. ^^ Otherwise, I just call it penis, dick, cock. I'm a simple girl, really. =pOne boyfriend called his Pokey (so lame), another called his Prince. I called my ex-fiance's Officer Randy Johnson, because he was a cop. But I only did that in teasing, non-sexual mode! Lol, I don't think I could use a nickname in the heat of the moment!

Daisie 5 years 28 weeks

I do call it mine, sometimes. ^^ Otherwise, I just call it penis, dick, cock. I'm a simple girl, really. =p One boyfriend called his Pokey (so lame), another called his Prince. I called my ex-fiance's Officer Randy Johnson, because he was a cop. But I only did that in teasing, non-sexual mode! Lol, I don't think I could use a nickname in the heat of the moment!

prblms4loki 5 years 28 weeks

mine haha. all mine

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