Do Tell: Have You Ever Walked in on Your Parents?

October 8, 2007

I was at happy hour with some girlfriends the other night and we all started trading stories about our parents; how they met, how long they have been together, etc. Well, all of a sudden, my friend stepped it up a notch and told a story about the first time she walked in on her parents having sex! Needless to say, that certainly sparked conversation and all the other girls chimed in. I am lucky enough to have never had this experience, but ladies, do tell, have you ever walked in on your parents doing the deed?

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2 years 26 weeks

I was 8 when my mother and her (then boyfriend) now her husband were having sex. I was doing a puzzel in my room and was so happy, I was running to her room from mine, screaming "mommy, I did it" and opened her door to find that assholes ass up, and my mother under. I had the door open for like 1 hole minute staring with my mouth open - in shock! I felt awkward the whole day. I didn't talk to her for a whole day. Later when I was 16 me and my brother found her dildo and some porno tapes under her drawer. Parents are messed up! Children know everything. We new when they having sex on saturday nights ..........you can here the bed! Gross!

2 years 41 weeks

I walked in on my cheating father and a woman he had picked up and it was horrible because I was 7 and they asked me to join, my father asked me to suck him and the woman my dad was with asked me to lick her, I didn't now the time that it was wrong, but that was what started my father to rape me whenever my mum was at work or getting the shopping or when I was in the shower or in a toilet, anywhere where no one was around to catch him. When i was 15 i found out i was pregnant. Luckily my father has been locked away for a life time. My mum didn't even no he was doing it, until I tild her I was pregnant and she worked it out that it was my father seeing as I didn't have a boyfriend or any male friends because my father wouldn't allow it, then a year later she died.

dikke kus 3 years 48 weeks

Oh God. Hilarious. I never walked in on my parents. If we all had that experience maybe teenage pregnancies would end and virginity would be on the rise.

oh cecilia baby 5 years 28 weeks

i remember one christmas, my parents let me sleep in their bed with them. in the middle of the night i heard them both get out of bed and go into MY room next door. i had gotten a stocking filled with tootsie rolls and had dumped it all out on my bed that night, but sure enough i heard all the tootsie rolls drop to the floor so they could clear the bed. GROSS! needless to say, i had a tough time falling back to sleep. so tough, in fact, that when they were done i was still awake and my mom came back to bed, breathing heavy and whatnot.

trace face 5 years 30 weeks

No, and I'm VERY thankful. I did, however find one of my dad's p0rno movies, and a strange sex board game of some sorts, also found some cinnamon-flavored warming body gel in my mom's drawer. My friend showed me her mom's uh...toy, wrapped in a sock in her top drawer, LOL.Why aren't parents more careful?!!? Don't they know that kids snoop in all their sh*t when they leave? and also - PARENTS, IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THE HOUSE TO YOURSELF, PLEASE LOCK THE DOOR IF YOU WANT TO GET FREAKY. spare your children the life long mental scars!!!I never understood why people splack with the door unlocked. It's like they WANT to get caught! sheesh!

trace face 5 years 30 weeks

No, and I'm VERY thankful. I did, however find one of my dad's p0rno movies, and a strange sex board game of some sorts, also found some cinnamon-flavored warming body gel in my mom's drawer. My friend showed me her mom's uh...toy, wrapped in a sock in her top drawer, LOL. Why aren't parents more careful?!!? Don't they know that kids snoop in all their sh*t when they leave? and also - PARENTS, IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THE HOUSE TO YOURSELF, PLEASE LOCK THE DOOR IF YOU WANT TO GET FREAKY. spare your children the life long mental scars!!! I never understood why people splack with the door unlocked. It's like they WANT to get caught! sheesh!

KristinDaBomb 5 years 31 weeks

No, thank God lol.

KristinDaBomb 5 years 31 weeks

No, thank God lol.

Linny 5 years 31 weeks

yes, twice until they started the locked door policy, which was a good move. i also walked in on my mom pleasuring herself once. oops.

Bookish 5 years 31 weeks

My parents didn't want me to know sex existed until I was 22, out of college, and could be married off, so they had a locked-door policy at all times and made zero noise. Seriously, I've been insomniac on and off for years, and never heard them make a peep in all the nights I've been awake, right next to their room.

tlsgirl 5 years 31 weeks

Ew ew ew, yes, I have, and I'm still totally scarred by the experience.

californiagirlx7 5 years 31 weeks

I walked in on them one time but I don't think they were actually doing the deed at the moment but they were about to.

ALSW 5 years 31 weeks

Nope - and thank goodness!

ALSW 5 years 31 weeks

Nope - and thank goodness!

candi_s 5 years 31 weeks

i've got a friend who would always relate the sex stories of his parents. total overshare but he loved doing it. they were quite graphic descriptions. down to what his parents were saying to each other!

pink_magnetism 5 years 31 weeks

Thank god, no! I have a friend who found all his parent's sex toys when he was about 12.I think if I found stuff like that I would freak out, that's something I would NEVER want to know about my parents!

Emiily 5 years 31 weeks

I never have. But I did find my friends parents sex stuff. Porno's, strap ons, dildos, and lingerie. She was embaressed, I was just thankful that it wasn't my parents stuff. The most I've heard was a bed knocking, it bothered me, but at least my mom isn't as loud as me. My brother heard me having sex with my boyfriend, he hates me now. He said I made him uncomfortable and it was rude. I apologized. But then he called me a slut, and I tried to explain the difference between sex when you are in love and sex when you just having a one night stand. He didn't get it. I will never have sex at my house again though, I feel guilty I made him so uncomfortable. But his response was extremly disrespectful. He's a 16 year old virgin though. Sigh.

Emiily 5 years 31 weeks

nikecold 5 years 31 weeks

Codswaddle ...I saw my grandmother completely naked once and all I can say is thank god I've never seen her in action (my grandpa died ) as for my parents, I doubt it because I have a very good memory and I can't think of a time I've seen or heard them. My older brother saw them though traumatized the boy.

allien86 5 years 31 weeks

Never... that I can recall. I would be scarred for life if I did.

remedios 5 years 31 weeks

miss-britt - That's horrible. I'm sorry you had to experience that. That's way different than all the other stories.

reese05 5 years 31 weeks

eewwwwww I don't even want to talk about it!

michelleyk 5 years 31 weeks

I have...it was horrible. My bedroom and my parents' bedroom were on the same floor, and in order to get to the bathroom, you had to pass their room. I was 13. The door was wide open. I slunk back to bed very quickly. The worst time I think is when I found their bondage porn and a buttplug in the closet when borrowing a pair of my mother's shoes. TMI.

michelleyk 5 years 31 weeks

chakra_healer 5 years 31 weeks

Sure have, scarred for life.Also, I have never once been in the position I saw them in, never will be either.No no, can't do it. Ewww!