Do, Dump, or Marry?
The seventh season of American Idol premiered last night and Simon Cowell showed off his new svelte bod to millions. Even though I don't usually tune in until they've whittled down contestants to the top 24, it's never too early to get my Simon fix. I'm well aware that he's disliked by most, but I happen to think he's incredibly sexy. Sure the accent has a lot to do with it, but I always get a kick out of his ruthless feedback and smug commentary. I know I'm probably alone in saying that I'd do him, but let me just throw it out there anyway. Would you want to do, dump or marry Simon Cowell?
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