Some people may think that getting invited to an Oscars after party or the Met Costume Institute Gala in New York City means they've arrived. That's because they haven't witnessed what is the event of the season: the Guinea Pig Watermelon Eating Party. (Clothing optional!) All you have to do is bring your cute little muzzle, some funny noises, and lots of enthusiasm. Hopefully, I can crash the next one. . .