This Crybaby Wants A Baby?!

And the GiggleSugar Quote of the Year award goes to Victoria, age 15: "My life's dream, as a job out of school, is to be on Girls Gone Wild and to have my baby." Yep, those high school guidance counselors must be working real hard these days. At minimum, Victoria gets a gold star for emergency preparedness- I mean, girlfriend's got three pacifiers already. Now if we can only get her to use one of them, on herself.